Forever Lazy … from behind

December 22, 2011 » Written under blogging, Jeanette Murray, pictures, Real Life

My husband is a seriously awesome sport. Yesterday I showed off my “punishment” as a means of owning up to the bet that I lost. Haven’t seen those pictures yet? Go HERE. Seen enough? Are your retinas still attached?

Good. Because there’s more awesomeness. Now, these were a “Buy One Get One Free” deal at the time. So they just both came in the color I ordered…pink. Hubs naturally was averse to the entire ordeal. I offered to snuggle with him in our matching Lazies, and he rejected me. (I’m holding up a cue card now so you can all say “awww” in mass sympathy.)

But when I received a ton of questions about why I did not take a picture of the back hatch, I realized I’d have to do another photo shoot the next day. At the time, I was just too busy working on my catalog pose and my Ninja Starfish presentation to remember. I was remiss.

But I wasn’t really feeling like showing off my hot bod tonight, so I asked Hubs if he would mind playing Romance’s Next Top Model. Hubs looked at me, sighed, and said … “Hell no.” (Cue card now reads: Laugh) But after some begging, some whining, and promise of cupcakes…he relented.

Reluctance is not even the tip of the iceberg on this one.

But that’s not the point. The point is…HE MODELED THE FOREVER LAZY BACK DOOR! He’s wearing shorts. (Cue card: Dammit.) Sorry ladies. But the fact is…we have a winner. I now present to you…the Forever Lazy Back Door:


Could he LOOK any more pissed about this? Buck up, sonny. Have a cupcake…

It’s not nearly as cute and endearing as I thought it would be. The zipper goes from seam to seam, across the entire back of the garment. And, as you notice, my husband (who is definitely a fit and trim guy…duh. Marine.) somehow manages to look like the Before picture of a Biggest Loser contestant in these things. It’s amazing the amount of girth they pack on you…at least visually.

So there you have it. The front AND the back story on these fantastic garments. Why aren’t you rushing out to buy a dozen for everyone you know?

I could guess…



  1. Keri Ford

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:00 pm

    I thought they were footed??

    Anyway, nice work there, Mr. Murray. If Jeanette can come across a big rabbit head, you have serious possibilities for the Easter Bunny.

  2. Carrie

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:09 pm

    The fact that he was willing to do that shows how secure he is in his masculinity. I, for one, am impressed.

  3. Ayla

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:13 pm

    *ahem* AWWWWWW…..Hahahahahaha…..Damnit….
    Looking good! Now you may have the biggest burger you can find at the nearest fast food place 😀

  4. Kate Pearce

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:41 pm

    What a great sport. He looks so happy modeling for you :)

  5. Sasha Devlin

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:47 pm

    Real men wear pink! Even w/ the evil face going, he’s still rockin it!

  6. Voirey Linger

    December 22nd, 2011 - 12:59 pm

    You are awesome, Mr. M.

  7. Jackie

    December 22nd, 2011 - 1:59 pm

    Thanks for showing off my favorite part – the “poop hatch!” 😀

  8. AngelaAnne

    December 22nd, 2011 - 6:08 pm

    He looks as happy as the kid in The Christmas Story! He’s such a good sport!

  9. JulieDestry

    December 23rd, 2011 - 12:29 am

    now THAT’S what i’m talkin’bout. thank-you pissed-yet-still-exceptionally-sexy-marine-model. you totally owned it.

    • Bobbe

      January 20th, 2012 - 5:07 am

      This “free sharing” of information seems too good to be true. Like comminsum.

  10. Babette James

    December 23rd, 2011 - 2:35 pm

    😀 You’re a great sport, Mr. M!

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