Forever Lazy … from behind
My husband is a seriously awesome sport. Yesterday I showed off my “punishment” as a means of owning up to the bet that I lost. Haven’t seen those pictures yet? Go HERE. Seen enough? Are your retinas still attached?
Good. Because there’s more awesomeness. Now, these were a “Buy One Get One Free” deal at the time. So they just both came in the color I ordered…pink. Hubs naturally was averse to the entire ordeal. I offered to snuggle with him in our matching Lazies, and he rejected me. (I’m holding up a cue card now so you can all say “awww” in mass sympathy.)
But when I received a ton of questions about why I did not take a picture of the back hatch, I realized I’d have to do another photo shoot the next day. At the time, I was just too busy working on my catalog pose and my Ninja Starfish presentation to remember. I was remiss.
But I wasn’t really feeling like showing off my hot bod tonight, so I asked Hubs if he would mind playing Romance’s Next Top Model. Hubs looked at me, sighed, and said … “Hell no.” (Cue card now reads: Laugh) But after some begging, some whining, and promise of cupcakes…he relented.
Reluctance is not even the tip of the iceberg on this one.
But that’s not the point. The point is…HE MODELED THE FOREVER LAZY BACK DOOR! He’s wearing shorts. (Cue card: Dammit.) Sorry ladies. But the fact is…we have a winner. I now present to you…the Forever Lazy Back Door:
Could he LOOK any more pissed about this? Buck up, sonny. Have a cupcake…
It’s not nearly as cute and endearing as I thought it would be. The zipper goes from seam to seam, across the entire back of the garment. And, as you notice, my husband (who is definitely a fit and trim guy…duh. Marine.) somehow manages to look like the Before picture of a Biggest Loser contestant in these things. It’s amazing the amount of girth they pack on you…at least visually.
So there you have it. The front AND the back story on these fantastic garments. Why aren’t you rushing out to buy a dozen for everyone you know?
I could guess…